Monday, January 5, 2015

Bye Bye Lechie Lech




Greetings Earthlings.



Last ski day was icy as hell (if hell were icy) with high winds and rain. One might think this would make it easy to leave; but one would be wrong. Our last night we had a lovely extended dinner with some locals, but it was painful not to see any familiar faces- even worse, was seeing impostors in our friends' seats. 
K and G stood with us in the early morning, waving at our car until the very last minute; little figures in black we hate to leave. 
My trainer - the one who came to Lech this summer, had a great year in 2014: she ran with Kenyans in Austria, had a personal best at the Boston marathon; ran a very fast 50 miler, and has a new, armed, ultra-marathoner, FBI boyfriend with whom she can stroll in any neighborhood in San Francisco. 
Anyway, she cheerfully wrote and asked us to list our goals for 2015. Thomas and I thought about it, but eventually came to the realization that we don't  believe in setting goals. It's limiting. Also boring. Instead our philosophy can be summarized in the words of an especially weird and cerebral classmate of Thomas' from the Swiss Federal Institute of Technology (worst football team ever...) He never studied for finals, (even though he needed to) saying, simply: I don't hope for miracles. 
I depend on them. 

Happy New Year Girls !

Important Blog Announcement: I hope this doesn't mess up my Latvian fan, but I think I need to put a password on this baby before the next trip...it will likely be my maiden name but I'll let you know. xx




Friday, January 2, 2015

Too sad to think up a title. (TSTTUAT)

So the race, or shall I say the epic battle between two cousinly hotels, was cancelled. I had done a bit of recruiting in the days before-the CEO of a clothing company- a Swiss guy, was bullied into it after he was caught bragging about his skiing by the bar. Put up or shut up I say. Thomas smelled blood in the water and wanted desperately to see him ski- but alas, it was not meant to be. The official reason was the course had not been prepared properly after so many days of no snow. One friend of mine tried to convince me that there was a conspiracy afloat-(the details of his nefarious outlook were fuzzy-was the mayor behind it? was it sabotage by the other team? ) but I assured him it was just bad snow.

 Things are winding down around here, which is always depressing. I don't know many of the people strolling through the Tages Bar now, and some of my favorites have left. The good news is I have a new absolutely BFF couple- playwrights: a lovely but irrevrent English woman and her Kuwaiti  husband whom she claims is an anarchist. Now I ask you, what could be more fun than a few schnapps with a Kuwaiti anarchist? But here is the best part-she is totally up to my level  in giving people nick names in the hotel: "The Hoovers" for the home appliance heirs; The Well Behaved Family for these strange people who don't speak but use all the right knives and forks, even when intoxicated-and go (get this!) to the salad buffet as a team-husband perched at her elbow till all the corn is in the bowl; "Barbie and Face Book"  for a hot woman and her possibly high tech husband...the list goes on. Also her chain smoking handsome Paris living anarchist husband/partner (they work together) is a total it getter. He agreed to help me and my most insane friend in the hotel put on "a play" something we would read at dinner. Then at New Year's he kept saying how difficult it was working with these actresses....but the project was so important that he would sit and drink coffee all day pondering the right way to present us. I am telling you, he is beyond: all he does is chain smoke and ruminate and get my jokes.

New Year's was uneventful; and my skiing has been, what's the word? horrible. I had three falls in three days and various body parts hurt. So I was tentative, and then it is over.
I have been rather miserable about it actually...feels like a slump. I had one nice day skiing with Thomas and F, and watching them was like watching a ballet....silent and beautiful and very fast.

Of course as we all know, skiing has important life lessons within it. It you stand any chance of success, you must, without question, face down hill. You must lean towards the scariest place and then all will go well. If you hesitate, or turn from the fear, you get into  trouble. Also speed is good, speed is the goal..bumping into something is what kills you. And don't forget to stay away from hotel owners in black going too fast-always keep a little distance from them.

Two nights left; most friends will be gone tomorrow; snow has finally come.
xx



F and L and beloved Harumi